MARSHA BEVIR, who has disappeared aged 51, was the office cleaner from Flimby who achieved notoriety when she told an industrial tribunal how, starting in 2022, she had been abducted by aliens more than 30 times over a period of just 18 months.
Bevir alleged that on each occasion she was subjected to intimate “sex experiments” to see whether she was capable of being impregnated with “alien seed”, thereby enabling her to save the dying Zorgon Federation whose females had been wiped out by a “devastating space plague”.
Her claims refuted those of her former employers, SupaKleen Office Solutions, that she was in fact a malingerer who had been sacked for serial absenteeism.
When a video was shown to the tribunal allegedly showing Bevir drinking super strength cider and sunbathing in the garden of her council house when she should have been at work, she claimed that she had in fact been substituted by a “cyborg replicant” that required UV rays for power.
The cider, she added, was lubricating fluid necessary to protect the machine from the effects of the Earth’s atmosphere.
“While that thing was down there on my sun-lounger pretending to be me, I was up in the Mother Ship getting bowling-balled by a 16ft Zorgon with three cocks,” she told the tribunal.
After a hearing in June lasting less than three minutes, Bevir’s appeal for wrongful dismissal was rejected and her claim for £500,000 compensation thrown out.
On the night of November 21 2024 Bevir disappeared, having last been seen leaving the Tanners Arms public house near her home. According to local residents, a number of bright lights were seen in the night sky at the same time.
An extensive police search failed to find any trace of her, other than scorch marks and a pair of leisure trousers covered in green slime in the pub car park.
Marsha Bevir is survived by her husband Eddie and her eight children, who are currently claiming £500,000 compensation from the Zorgon Federation for loss of earnings.
Marsha Bevir, office cleaner and Zorgon Queen, was born on January 5, 1973. She disappeared on November 21, 2024.
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